"Cat...K-A-T, I'm outta here...Ha! I know there's 2 T's!"

"Real sports for real sports fans! ESPN!"
Can anybody tell me why, there is Competitive Eating on ESPN?

Anybody?

I changed the channel after I dry-heaved watching Kobiashi stick a hotdog bun in water then cram the soggy mess down his throat! So I went to the bullpen, I turned to ESPN2...

SPELLING BEE!?!
- On a more personal note, look up comedian Brian Regan for his material over spelling bees. His CD is called Brian Regan Live!, I highly recommend it!

I don't understand why the self-proclaimed "World Wide Leader in Sports" would take the time to show competitive eating or a spelling bee on ESPN. If I have cable or satellite (either of which I will need in order to watch ESPN in the first place) I bet I could find a spelling bee on PBS and a eating contest on...oh, I dunno...say...The Food Network???

I am not a betting man, but I would go "all in" that there is a rugby game going on somewhere, possibly a lacrosse game ( I know I am a little biased)...no wait...I got it!!!

TEACH US ALL CRICKET!!!

None of us know what is going on! That would be great! That is what I want...I would rather sit on my couch watching Lee Corso or Bill Walton teach me cricket, than kneeling in front of our porcelain friend after watching a 300lb. man slurping dozens of raw oysters.

Take the time to introduce the real sports fan to a real sport. And "NO!" I wish they wouldn't show poker on ESPN. Heck, give that to MTV, I am sure they could use the credibility, plus they are probably still looking for an excuse to NOT show music videos.

I am my own SportsCenter.
"Deh-neh-neehhh...Deh-neh-neehhh!"

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